January 2012
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lexcanroar:
operation Don’t Be A Lazy Fucker begins NOW. mission objectives:
keep my room motherfucking clean
do all washing up right after the motherfucking meal
make better motherfucking food choices
never be too motherfucking lazy to take ALL my makeup off at night
go gymming/swimming three motherfucking times a week
don’t leave uni work until the last motherfucking minute
get a better...
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rorrim-ehtni:
if people don’t think you and your best friend are gay for each other, then you’re not doing it right ok
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wait but actually i really just want to go and die now aaaaargh
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You’re a dramatic bitch
– things people tell me jokingly that serve as actual reminders when i am, in fact, being a dramatic bitch (such as now)
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick. the fan is constantly on high, i desperately wish that i could stop it but instead i bury myself under a mound of blankets to escape the cold, to quiet my brain. it doesn’t work, the damn thing never shuts off. tick tick tick tick tick tick. there is a pit at the bottom of my torso, it swallows my stomach, sucking down every last bit of warmth that came...
sunpoisoned:
look at this steaming hot piece of sexy pie